always reblog
Relevant
She just looks so stressed and I can imagine why.
You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?
take a nap
take a nap
Take a nap
Take a nap
boyfriend requirements:
- is a feminist
- not a racist
- dances (not necessarily well)
- is a cutie
- is not a murderer
- likes puppies
yes cause obviously if someone is not a feminist they are obviously scum (sarcasm)
- Isn’t that guy
Man the bar could not get any lower and yet some men still can’t reach it.
The bar was an inch above the ground and the guy dug a hole to avoid it.
Oh shit. No.
Shit.
Thank youJust gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…
Fffffffff let me get right on that.
and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch
I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine
“Now Colin, you’ve always been seen as a romantic lead to the ladies. How did you apply this to a gay context? Was it difficult for you? How did you-”
Hero.
Not just that he said it, but that he seemed really angry that he had to.
Someone just asked me for a source on “women have vivid internal lives that do not rely on men”. Buddy, if you need an academic source for that, that’s your problem right there.
source: women are human beings
women: we’re people
men: source?
HOW DO I ORDER ONE
i love ignoring things….. people…. problems …. responsibilities……feelings…..